One of these things is NOT in the Bible

HINT: It’s the only one that’s real.

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8 Responses to One of these things is NOT in the Bible

  1. Skeptical Sam says:

    Dinosaur but it was not in any literatures before the 1800s…

  2. Vienne Elwin says:

    No matter how well or how poorly the original Hebrew text was translated, this is the Bible we currently have, the one all ‘true Christian believers’ swear is the pure truth of God and all these creatures except for the dinosaurs are in that book. This is what we are dealing with, people who believe that made up animals actually existed or maybe even still exist today. These same people will do nothing about global warming because ‘God is coming back and will give us a new heaven and a new earth.’ They will willingly spend 100 million dollars on a recreation of Noah’s ark, even though that money could have bought a home for every homeless person in Kentucky (twice) and a car. They would rather pray than actually help.

  3. Can we get chapter and verse for the various creatures? This is too easily dismissed otherwise, and rightfully so.

  4. Jay McHue says:

    The thing that is not in the Bible is the presented straw man argument. Dungeons and Dragons didn’t exist when the Bible was written.

  5. Arkenaten says:

    Yes, this is very clever.

  6. nikeyo says:

    Bwahahaha! Love it. If only more people really understood the Hebrew of the OT and saw how poor English translators have tried to mask the true meanings. 😉

  7. Reblogged this on myatheistlife and commented:
    I’ll take real monsters for 400, Alex.

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